Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

Come up dirty

For one to become affected by cannabis.

“If I smoke a joint through my nose, will I still come up dirty?”
“Yes randy, you will still come up dirty.”

by Dethbyseth9753 July 25, 2022

Doing em dirty

The act of digging up a dead body and having sex with it using mud and dirt as lube

"Got real desparate last night and had to settle with doing em dirty"

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023

Drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin

Serial position in which a penis-haver lies recumbent and holds his erect membrum virilis pointing upwards. The partner, having eaten a vindaloo the precious night, squats about the erect "gherkin" and drops the drty bomb.

Oh my goodness, a roffer is about to drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin!!

by ORANGEHAMSTER ALAN ORLA May 17, 2023

big hairy dirty greasy balls

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.

My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

The joe dirty

When someone your hangout with just low key packs there stuff and dips the fuck out!!!!!

Hey guys where did Joe go ?

Reply
Oh I guess he did the joe dirty!

by Shanikssss October 6, 2023

odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot

dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024