Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024

National Alcohol Day

October 22 get shmacked day

boy 1: let’s drink on october 22

boy 2: why?

boy1 : it’s national alcohol day

by dkerkeieev October 22, 2020

Bully not a weeb day

You bully your normie friend it happens every February 25

Oh my friend that hate the anima the day vH is bully not a weeb day

by Ben’s beans February 20, 2020

Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th

"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"

by anonymous October 17, 2020

National Big Nose Day

National Big Nose Day is held on January 10th. This day focuses and celebrates big nosed people. No matter who you are if you have a big nose we will celebrate it!

National Big Nose Day:
A small nosed person to a big nosed person: Today is National Nose Day, let’s throw a party for you because you have a huge nose!

by Giant Monke August 3, 2022

Give Me Money Day

A non-specfic day in the year dedicated to giving the person writing this, a crisp 50 dollar bill, and a kiss on the cheek.

" Its give me money day ! You should give me some cash B) "

by Sussy. December 18, 2022

Pancake Day 2017

An amazing day in which everybody eats pancakes

Its pancake day 2017

by funkypigeon100 February 28, 2017