National Pants Yourself Day

National Pants yourself day is on Nov.8. While around a big crowd pants yourself to show you are confident about your body !!

Did you see hector yesterday during National Pants Yourself Day He must have a big cock if he’s so confident

by New National Days November 7, 2019

April Day

noun. A day that feels like the day after the actual day.

Today feels like a Friday, but it's only Thursday; what an April Day!

by hilarryouz November 3, 2016

National Make Out Day

May 23-30 is when you can make out with anyone you want (with consent ofc)

Jason: Its may 23rd! National make out day! lets make out

Gertrude: Okay

by Grandma bertha May 21, 2022

National Relapse Day

the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx

Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.

by teletubbies_rock123 June 1, 2024

National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6, the day when all of the guys in the friendzone can ask (and receive) pictures of boobs
*Females HAVE to send*

Me: Hey do you have any idea what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits

by . March 6, 2023

national ramen day

this day is january 4! its where everyone shits, eats, and breath ramen noodles. go CraZY nd StOOpid !

someone: "wow bitch its january 4th!"
other fucker: "yeah its national ramen day"

by leodardi October 25, 2019

snake-day

Insatiable hunger, usually in children. Having a hollow leg.

I don't know where she puts it all, she must have a hollow leg!

She wouldn't eat anything yesterday, but today's a snake-day.

by sh4ngril4 April 17, 2023