National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

Hit a gay day

A day to hit a gay. Don’t be shy, give that gay friend a little punch. It’s a friendly day

“Happy hit a gay day dude!” Friend A
“Thanks man!” Gay friend B
*friend A slaps the shit out of Gay friend b*

by Soupisgae August 31, 2022

National full send day

National full send day is were there are no half sends just full sends this day takes place on may 1

National Full send day isn’t just 4 words it’s an attitude

by King drew April 30, 2020

National Booty Pic Day

Celebrated on November 2 annually, National Booty Pic day is a well-respected holiday in which you send a booty pic to the hoes or to the bros

Girl 1: did Ashley send you a booty pic today?
Girl 2: is it November 2nd (National Booty Pic Day) already?

by Harry_harrison69420 November 2, 2020

Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th

"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"

by anonymous October 17, 2020

Ass hat day

Your a dick if your reading this.

Hey fucker, it's ass hat day.

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

Grant Day

December 15th which celebrates the loss of Grant Lacy from TCA

Did you see the Grant Day Riots?
(That was a real thing, I lost my shoes during it)

by BenjRusswll July 19, 2025