chill your biscuits

chill out, take it easy, calm down, take a chill pill, relax, don't be all hype

"Hey, I'm really really freaking out over this Hurricane."

"Chill your biscuits man, how much damage can a storm named Katrina do, i mean really?"

"Good point, i wont worry about it."

by frisbee13jc September 6, 2009

Get Your Beast On

To start acting aggressive and edgy.
Characterised by tough, thuggish behaviour.

That bitch is getting all up in my face, I'ma have to get my beast on, and put her in her place.

Hey, that guy's been talking about you. You should get your beast on and show him what for.

by Thomas Leone October 12, 2009

apples of your cheeks

The bright and rounded areas of the face just below the eyes. Usually suggest health and happiness if the areas are glowing and prominent.

"When you look at yourself in the mirror, are you satisfied with the apples of your cheeks?"

by yes juanito yes October 17, 2014

Off your head

Insane or delirious.

I'm afraid so. You're mad, off your head.

by Duitser January 25, 2012

Doin' Your Mom!

A hilarious internet song made by Ray William Johnson and Fatty Spins.

Yeah I was doin' your mom! yes yours, first saw at the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80's prom queen, but her ass was lookin' all up in those mom jeans. So I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby! Wassup?" she had two gallons of milk and I was starin' at her jugs. 5 minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity-giggity-giggity!

by I'm doin' your mom! January 19, 2010

wreck your world

hyperbolic, highly intense interjection often used at the end of a heated argument between two people (usually intimate partners) in the hope of one person trumping the insult just previously mouthed by the other.

Man : You KNOW I wasn't with Christine last night. I was at Bill's helping him repair his garage door !
Woman : The hell you were ! Donna told me this morning she SAW the both of you at Starbucks last night around 9 p.m. !
Man : Hell if I was !! She's a goddam liar and you KNOW it !!
Woman : Do NOT call my best friend a liar !! I'll call your boss and tell him how you embezzled $2000 from the company till last month !!
Man : Oh REALLY ? Well I'll call your mother and tell her how much of an alcoholic you've become in the last six weeks !!!
Woman : Don't you threaten me, you sonofabitch !!! I'll fuck you up good !!!
Man : Yeah ? And I'll wreck your world !!!

by Virgin Suicides June 10, 2017

in your corner

when something has gotten passed your defenses and disrupts your train thought. in most cases it is a person, however non living things could be applied. introduced by the esteemed Dr. Octagonecologyst, when someone is in your corner, its like saying check in a game of chess"

Example 1

You better watch out bitch, I'm in your corner!!!

example 2

Bryan:ey cliff what you up to?

cliff: geometry is so in my corner right now.

Bryan: fuuuuhx, aight late!!

by professor peepee September 2, 2010