Sticky wank

When you put hair gel in your hands and have a quick wank.

I was about to go out with the boys on a Friday night and was doing my hair with hair gel and fancied a sticky wank.

by Sticky wank October 6, 2020

wank spamp

irish rural word.. its a term to put somebody down when they do something wrong

you broke that widow , you wank spamp

by irelandman May 2, 2010

Half wank

When you start to wank and intend to finish but get unexpextedly interupted during the act and are not able to finish your wank.

Frank was wanking of in his room but suddenly realized that he left the stove on. He went down to kitchen and put it out. In this process he forgot about the wanking and therefore only ended up with a half wank.

by Aviemore halb wixer March 10, 2018

Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.

Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!

by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020

soft wank

when you wear a soft glove and have a quick tug

Jordan "Mam guess what i just did" Jordan's Mam"What did you just do" Jordan"I had a soft wank with your glove and its all soggy"

by Softwank69 June 18, 2016

multi-wank

When you are trying to masturbate and your girlfriend, mom, sister, Aunt, etc. walks past and you have to quickly change the website.

Guy 1: Did you see the porn website I emailed you?

Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.

by Tylah808 March 23, 2011

Whitstonian Wank

The shameful act of standing on Whitstable harbour, giving yourself a reach around to erect the old rogering tool then dunking your corey in some curry sauce and then scream seagull noises so the birds fly down and peck your little pecker off (you get 1 point for every person who looks, 2 points for spastics and 3 points for the feds)

Roger done too many Gary’s last night and tanged a ‘Whitstonian Wank’ in front of like 20 kids last night, he got nicked for animal cruelty and indecent exposure to underage kids.

by Z Noodle April 6, 2021