Clown

The person that is reading this. You.

Brooklei: have you seen a clown?

Sofia: yes, it's the person reading.

by Shrek titties December 13, 2019

clown closet

a peculiar small closet or otherwise small section of room with no real defined purpose

"what's with this weird outcropping in the bathroom?" "that there is the clown closet."

by Jimmy memer October 22, 2025

Clown

You

You’re a clown

by TakoBlocky December 7, 2019

Clown

Dirk and Lex because they're both fucking idiots and can't even begin to process simple concepts

Person A: God, don't be such a clown!
Person B: *sobs*

by you've been knew July 28, 2019

hit the clown

"Hit the Clown" is lingo for make a run to Jack in the

Box

Dude no. 1: I'm baked to the bejesus
Dude no. 2: yeah, me too
Dude no. 1: wanna Hit the Clown?
Dude no. 2: yeah, let's go get some tacos

by anonymous December 10, 2023

class clown

A person who will laugh about ANYTHING and when I mean ANYTHING I mean ANYTHING. Tbh, they act just like me. It's a funny/painful experience to keep up with lol.

"Jimmy, stop clown around!", Mrs.

Narcy said. "But I'm the class clown" "I don't care", she said

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Clown

Someone that expects the world to be a friendly circus or casino.

She was too serious looking and sounding for someone who had always had the spirit/soul of a clown. And she was also too argumentative and willing to act on violent negative impulses she didn't acknowledge having for someone that was a clown deep down, (the kind of clown that sets things on fire, sinks a hammer into the back of someone's skull, or shoots/has somebody shot dead) which isn't really funny. For a natural comedian and lover, she was mighty hateful and serious looking/sounding though she claimed to be about love, light, and hope rather than darkness, hate, and despair/desperation (to win at everything). So the world continued to look at mostly males or other people that seemed to be more suspicious than her, even if it was getting harder and harder to find people that were.

by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021