Did you record this with a potato ?

Some shit that Roberts made up. Most likely an Asian tourist phrase lost in translation.

Guy 1: did you record this with a potato ?
Guy 2: wtf you talking bout bro. I don't use potatoes like that...

by Gutiegute May 17, 2017

Butter your potato to your own liking

Originated from the brilliant scientist Dr. Michael Garrity as a metaphor advising people to live life on their own terms.

Shanny: I'm going to marry a Presbyterian.
Dr. Garrity: Butter your potato to your own liking my dear.

by Mohgzilla February 24, 2023

Getting her famous sweet potato pie

A disgusting sex act in which Ms. Kay smears pie filling on your ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with his bill.

Getting her famous sweet potato pie like;

Phil: What do I know about Clayton homes? I know they are built right here in America
Ms. Kay: And they know the difference between a house and a home.
Phil: Hey Ms. Kay, a home is where you get your famous sweet potato pie, honey.
And y'all know how we try to make Ms. Kay happy, happy, happy.
Clayton homes! Good call. *Duck noise*

by BlueCandlesticks April 8, 2019

You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips!

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.

Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!

by big,healthy,husky,fluffy,DAMN! July 6, 2014

Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum

Its when you jerk off to a potato

Aaaaaaaggghhhh i just jerked off to a potato and i just did a Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum

by Cum_Boy911 April 22, 2022

Potato Day

The (less) politically correct version of St. Patrick's Day

Barack Obama is such a Socialist Nazi dictator that "St. Patrick's Day" has changed to "Potato Day"

by Neovenator12 May 1, 2009

National give your friend a Potato day

November 1st. Give your friend a potato to show how much you appreciate them.

Person 1: i got you a present.
Person 2: what is it.
Person 1: heres a potato.
Person 2: Thanks but why a potato
Person 1: because its National give your friend a Potato day

by Moon potato November 1, 2020