Dad

Jeremy: Hey dude, you are their father. You need to be-
The dad: MILK!

Where is my dad?

by m3t30rSh0w3r March 13, 2022

DAD

DAD: an acronym that stands for dead and decomposing, usually used when a person finds something really funny.

e. g: Dude 1 : "Bro, have you seen this tiktok?"
Dude 2:" Yeah bro, it had me DAD."

by ghosn November 5, 2020

DAD

That one dude that went to get milk and never met

Boy 1: ew are those fake Jordan's hahaha brokie

Boy 2: shut up and go hug ur dad.. oh wait u can't find him

Boy 1: shut up u know he went to get milk when I was 3 and I licked his yummy ball sack without permission 😢

by Your dad's dad mom's brother November 22, 2022

Step dad

A person who fucks your mom and buys you gifts to seem less like a nigger jockey

Benard: yo i like to fuck my step dad
Niggerhater69ito7chminors: Nigger what?

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

DAD CAR

The 6 girlfriends of shashwat modani.

Person 1 - Do you know the ex girlfriends of shashwat modani?
Person 2 - Yeah bro everyone knows its DAD CAR.

by paulallen11 July 26, 2022

Dad

Some one who says he is going to get milk and never comes back

Dad: im going to get milk
Son:ok
Dad:*nevercomes home*

by NigerianSlaveTrader October 29, 2018

boruto's dad

Verb: When a naruto fan is brought to embarrassment by a non-fan confusing boruto and naruto or calling naruto "boruto's dad"

"She likes Naruto, he's from Boruto right?"

"Oh man, I just got Boruto's Dad-ed."

by -bbkk October 12, 2021