The compulsive desire of telling people what os you use and why your data is so "important".
Symptoms include:
Constantly reminding everyone you use linux
Unhealthy obsession with open source
Never ending usage of console
Hatred for every OS that isn't linux
Talking about "kernel"
Constantly trying to convert people to linux
Possible treatments include:
Buying a windows license for the linux user
Destroying linux user's ego by explaining that you don't share their interest in the OS.
Using windows or mac in front of them and explaining why the features are great
Explaining why linux user's data is not important to the government.
Symptoms include:
Constantly reminding everyone you use linux
Unhealthy obsession with open source
Never ending usage of console
Hatred for every OS that isn't linux
Talking about "kernel"
Constantly trying to convert people to linux
Possible treatments include:
Buying a windows license for the linux user
Destroying linux user's ego by explaining that you don't share their interest in the OS.
Using windows or mac in front of them and explaining why the features are great
Explaining why linux user's data is not important to the government.
by badcodehash June 14, 2021
Get the Linux Syndromemug. You might know it as the popular song by One Direction but it is a real syndrome.
Stockholm syndrome is a syndrome that is gained during being kidnapped. You begin to gain positive feelings for that person usually of the opposite sex. The main reason for obtaining Stockholm Syndrome is the kidnapper telling the captor that they will no kill them or if they feed them on a regular basis.
The captor begins to feel grateful and think of them as a good person or even start to gain feelings for their kidnapper not wanting to be rescued.
When they are rescued they talk about their captor as good or even loving person.
Stockholm syndrome is a syndrome that is gained during being kidnapped. You begin to gain positive feelings for that person usually of the opposite sex. The main reason for obtaining Stockholm Syndrome is the kidnapper telling the captor that they will no kill them or if they feed them on a regular basis.
The captor begins to feel grateful and think of them as a good person or even start to gain feelings for their kidnapper not wanting to be rescued.
When they are rescued they talk about their captor as good or even loving person.
Belle from 'Beauty and The Beast' is said to have Stockholm Syndrome.
person 1, "Look at that girl on the TV, she just got rescued from that awful man."
person 2, "Whats's she saying?"
person 1, "That he was a great person. But he kidnapped her!"
person 1, "Look at that girl on the TV, she just got rescued from that awful man."
person 2, "Whats's she saying?"
person 1, "That he was a great person. But he kidnapped her!"
by Daisy Tomlinson January 14, 2017
Get the Stockholm Syndromemug. where the woman bends over showing her anal passage and her beef curtains ready for penetration from a man. The man then gets confused about where to put his "SHLONG" and begins to sweat and faints, causing his anal passage to widen and bleed.
Matty:
Omg did you hear about niall last night ?
Stevo:
No, what happened ?
Matty:
Terry Puddin flashed the goods and he got a serious case of pussyvonanal syndrome!!!
Omg did you hear about niall last night ?
Stevo:
No, what happened ?
Matty:
Terry Puddin flashed the goods and he got a serious case of pussyvonanal syndrome!!!
by poosniff150 May 3, 2008
Get the Pussyvonanal Syndromemug. A progressive genetic condition effecting Hispanic woman in their late twenties and thirties. Characterized by a shortening in stature, morbid obesity, drying of skin, and sour demeanor. A reduction or loss in ability to speak English, even if previously known, is also common.
Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".
Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".
Dude what happened to Yolanda?
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame
by The collectiveish September 6, 2010
Get the Troll Syndrommug. Also see Wozzy
If you have this syndrome it means you have all the symptoms of being a wozzy
To cure burn all your clothes, leave town, change your name, color your hair, get a full facial reconstruction and then take a gun to the head cause you still won't be cured.
If you have this syndrome it means you have all the symptoms of being a wozzy
To cure burn all your clothes, leave town, change your name, color your hair, get a full facial reconstruction and then take a gun to the head cause you still won't be cured.
by MayBerry April 18, 2004
Get the Wozzy Syndromemug. A disease in which the infected person falls for another, the "crushee," and then exhibits:
1.) Denial, such as obscurely rejecting all mention of the crushee.
2.) Fetishes for a body part of the crushee.
3.) The ability to always know where the crushee is at any time.
If Sylvia Syndrome goes without cure for an extended period of time, the diseased person will also exhibit:
4.) Creepiness to the extent of taking picture of the crushee while they are not aware.
5.) Stalking all the crushee's relations on Facebook.
6.) Naming all inanimate objects after the crushee.
7.) Observing the crushee to the point of memorizing all their habits.
There is currently no known cure for Sylvia Syndrome.
1.) Denial, such as obscurely rejecting all mention of the crushee.
2.) Fetishes for a body part of the crushee.
3.) The ability to always know where the crushee is at any time.
If Sylvia Syndrome goes without cure for an extended period of time, the diseased person will also exhibit:
4.) Creepiness to the extent of taking picture of the crushee while they are not aware.
5.) Stalking all the crushee's relations on Facebook.
6.) Naming all inanimate objects after the crushee.
7.) Observing the crushee to the point of memorizing all their habits.
There is currently no known cure for Sylvia Syndrome.
by StarWars7 October 27, 2011
Get the Silvia Syndromemug. A severe mental condition in which a person does not answer their phone. A person with this syndrome is often unaware of what is happening around them. They will read or see you messages but NEVER reply to them. This syndrome causes the person to play endless hours of video-games, and act like a nerd. In addition, they might avoid hanging out with their friends in order to watch twilight alone at night. They would rather stay inside all weekend because they are afraid other people. They leave parties or gatherings at 8 o'clock sharp, because they need to go home and do nothing. This syndrome causes people to dream about girls they like but never talk to them in real life.
by Cristo-Kcsh October 9, 2014
Get the Nader Syndromemug.