by PENIS AND NIGGER GANG. May 12, 2022
I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe
I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe
by SyafinazBinteIrfanBinFandiahma April 04, 2025
A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.
"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"
by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022
ah one of my beloved best friend. they are so amazing and cool. anyone would wish to be them. the most comforting and sweetest person ever. they are someone truly i would know how to live without. they deserve everything great and are always trying their hardest and doing the best. everyone should be so proud of them. i love you so much ur so epic dad B)
by bigstinkybird October 03, 2021
A dad who either played D1 sports in college or socially engineers their child in order to secure a spot for their child on a team at a D1 school.
by KT77 May 30, 2021
for most people that are fatherless, a best friends dad is the closest male to them. resembling your own father, but 100x better.
by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022
Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"
Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?
Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?
Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022