Rusty Hawsepipe

When you don't listen to instructions well

Rubber ear
He gave her the rusty hawsepipe on being instructed what to do.
by Steeatsea March 28, 2020
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Rusty Trump

the man urinates in a golden urinal while ignoring the woman who is kneeling behind him slurping his not so tidy asshole or if tidy ass called a stainless steel trump.
trump is so pompous he ignores being made out with on his asshole its called a rusty trump kids.
by santa mcrape claus December 28, 2021
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lachlan and rusty

Lachlan and rusty have true meaning, you have never seen them in the same place at the same time. Because they are they same thing, living a double life.
“Why have I never seen Lachlan and Rusty at the same time?” … “Because they are the same person”
by just think about it bud.. August 13, 2023
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Rusty Picasso

When you wipe your shit stained dick and a chicks back like a paint brush
“ Last night I raw dogged a chicks ass, when I pulled out I had shit on my dick, so I gave her a Rusty Picasso.”
by Spicy Cholula October 09, 2020
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rusty fanny

The act of banging a chick on her period, and then immediately sticking it in her butt, resulting in a rusty fanny.
Yo, it was my girl’s time of the month so I hit that then flipped her over and gave her a rusty fanny!
by Beta1466 March 24, 2018
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Rusty S'mores

You start by fisting a handful of mini marshmallows into her Rusty Sheriff's Badge followed by a pounding sesh where you whip up a nice batch of Santorum. Next, have her push the contents of her Prison Wallet out onto a few graham crackers you've placed on the ground for her.
Becky's Fart Box was sounding like a Queef Chapel last night while we were whipping up a batch of Rusty S'mores under the moonlight.
by Mike Oxstiff January 09, 2023
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Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"
Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?
by BigPasta April 04, 2021
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