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poop candle

A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".

Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.
Ryan's poop candle reminded him of that time he didn't wash after having unprotected anal sex with with his high school sweetheart Rebecca.
by one leg out the box January 16, 2012
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poop it out

A phrase implying you've been on the receiving end of unprotected anal sex and should expel the ejaculate from your anus (you might get infected).

Also used figuratively to inform someone that they've been dominated somehow and should get over it before it gets worse.
You got pwned. Poop it out, poop it all out.

Stop being so butthurt. Poop it out and move on.

That anal sex was super. Hold on, I need to go poop it out.
by gealby December 15, 2010
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poop money

the excess funds one accrues from having an insanely well paying job or rich family, which one then spends frivolously on goods and services.
"man, i'm so wasted. chase's poop money bought us so many drinks last."

"mr. jones shits money. he bought another rolls royce with his poop money."
by samwich man May 15, 2010
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Poop tube

A sexual device created by Bill Cosby in 1975. The tube is to be lubed up then inserted inside both partners anuses. One partner then leans him or herself on something and proceeds to shit in the other persons ass when the shit goes down the tube. The partner who recieved the shit then gets on top of there partner and shits there partners shit on their own chest, face, or mouth. The device has remained popular in scat porn circles and an electric poop tube is forthcoming.
I was watching Bill Cosbys porn series "Back
Door Fuglies" last night and I noticed that his infamous poop tube was featured extensively. It was awesome some guy ate his own shit that his partner pooped in his mouth, it was tasty. I Loved it so much that I Went out and bought the stretchable poop tube and I ate my own shit.
by Mcfarthuntd19 February 9, 2010
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horny poop

When a man take a shit at the maximum level of hornyness they can reach and blast a huge cum load because their prostate got overwhelm by the hot poop
"sorry babe I can't get up anymore I just took a horny poop"
"WTF JAMES WHY COULDNT YOU WAIT TILL AFTER WE FUCKED"
by Ragingcumquack May 14, 2019
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Poop deckin'

The act of stealthily approaching a boat from another nautical vessel and pooping on the roof of the boat's cabin (i.e. the poop deck). It is customary to exclaim "You just got poop decked!" when leaving the scene.
After Jake successfully performed his first poop deckin', he exclaimed "You just got poop decked!"
by Poop'n Crunch December 7, 2012
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poop lubing

The mixture of spit or semen and fecal matter associated with gay anal sex
I fucked the that tranny and only used the poop lubing
by Guitarin March 14, 2018
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