Mad Snail Disease

When your bussy gets too raw

After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.

by BARBARAH January 6, 2022

mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.

Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Dick Sucking Mad

When your've reach the point of no return. when you're so angry and filled with rage, that you'd even suck a dick kinda mad.

"MAN FUCK DUDE, I SOOO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT...IM ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT!!!"

*highly concerned friend- "you aint mad enough to suck no dick!"

"AGGHHHH!!" *starts sucking dick

"damn, you really are Dick Sucking Mad."

by RealSkuff April 4, 2024

copping mad

When u get mad nudes

Person 1: Wanna hang tonight?
Person 2: only if We’re copping mad

by Copping mad May 3, 2018

mad

General term for anything and everything; can be used alongside sarcasm for increased uses.

Jeremy: Daniel, your actually shite at fifa
Daniel: Mad.
or
WillNE:*sees something remotely satisfying* That is mad.

by samlovesburgundy August 8, 2019

Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.

After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.

by Markusftr October 24, 2020

madness

when a bar you go to doesn’t have pickleback shots, so you ask if you can bring your own, then you go home get your own damn pickle juice, bring it to the bar and ask that they pour it in a shot glass, and then you take the pickle juice back home.

Pickle-loving Ashley went to the bar and madness ensued.

by pickleback123 February 6, 2022