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a very big guy with a big cock and he has blond hair and he is really bad at school
hey mads ya did ya homework? nah bruh homework are for the weak
by mads nuun August 20, 2020
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mad mullah

mad mullah; the legendary head and hero of the dhulbahante anti-colonialists
there mad mullah
by readyforthemoon55 August 24, 2020
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mad today, glad tomorrow

Old colloquial southern saying "Mad today, glad tomorow", means just what it says for instance if a neighbor, friend, family member with whom you are on decently close terms may come to misunderstanding over a slight or mishap perceived by one or the other and suffer hurt or injurious feelings to their pride, ego, etc. He/she would or will soon get over that and move on to resume their relationship (with hopefully, a better understanding of each other) again...therefore, mad today, glad tomorow! Not mad at nobody! Just sayin', sometimes a thing, matter/issue has to be put in check by making someone think about their actions that may have brought on the discord. Be Happy, Worry!
Miss Evie expressed her regret emotionally and out loud to the group of ladies who had forgotten to bring the cold salads for the spring tea buffet to which her sister Margaret who headed the sunshine committee, replied...mad today, glad tomorrow!
by Sassafras Seraphim August 31, 2020
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Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.
Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha
by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020
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Mads

The definition of gaming god. So so so much better at everything than Johan. GGX GANG FOR LIFE
Mads>Johan
by GGXGANGGANGNGGGA September 11, 2020
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Mads

This guy is the GOAT, like literally, he dumb as as a GOAT.
Dude Mads is da GOAT!
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Mads

A danish name for a guy who spends all his time and money on roblox
Guy: Have you seen Mads?
Guy 2: yeah he just got his paycheck, so hes playing roblox again
Guy: fuck
by Mahtais September 15, 2020
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