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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson
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Michael Jackson

when you legit js rape a fucking child
Man: I found this nice little boy. I'm gonna Michael Jackson him
by Elemgey September 4, 2025
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Percy Jackson Movies

Does not exist. There are no Percy Jackson movies in Ba Sing Se.
Someone (uncultured): Hey, did you see the Percy Jackson movies.
Sane Person: What movies? There are no movies. Read this. *hands pjo series*
by Chaonix September 16, 2025
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Mustache Jackson

Prerequisite: Must have access to a fire engine and hose lines.

Verb: to use Zillow and find houses for sale that presumably will be unoccupied, that way you can stretch hose to the front door to simulate real training.

(Warning) this action will piss off the whole neighborhood and the home owner will rush home and try to fight you
Is that house for sale? How about a mustache Jackson.
by Doc_Easy May 1, 2025
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Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.
"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"
by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025
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Michael Jackson’d

To be sucked off so hard by an Asian guy that you become white from the waist down.
by Jeffacake23 June 12, 2025
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Lamar Jackson

Lamar Jackson might actually be the best athlete to ever walk the face of the earth.

Lamar Jackson is a hiesman winner all pro Quarterback in the NFL who dominated the league playing for the Baltimore Ravens drafted in 2018.

Lamar is a 2 time MVP as of 2025 who has the best Passer rating in all of NFL history and the Most rushing yards for a Quarterback (one again in NFL history)

In 2024 Lamar run the football into the end zone at 21.7 MPH making him the fastest Quarterback.
Lamar Jackson is the GOAT, we love Lamar Jackson.
by Mysterious muffin December 23, 2025
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