(in a house)head of a house or a person in a house,with whole or a lot of authority of the house and its people,stable or tired or loving the house,no difference,puffing all around the house inside from nose,as it could have turned to a really usual house or a tiring one,as a male horse:As if big,as if healthy,as if powerful.
((Fun and cry)) mental sick of mine,went home wrongly cause she is unstable in a house and must have be stopping for my advices,I watched her red-handed ,the sick is funilly thinking she is a horse,but no!
by now name February 6, 2023
Get the horsemug. by Ocular Fire September 7, 2023
Get the A horse's head going down the drainmug. It's not what you think, but exactly what you expect.
Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?
Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.
Morty: A what?
Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.
Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?
Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!
Morty: Yea but..
Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.
Morty: A what?
Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.
Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?
Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!
Morty: Yea but..
Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
by WolfgangSpartacus May 10, 2021
Get the horse firemug. A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
Get the Trojan horse textmug. by Deringian May 12, 2020
Get the New born horsedmug. by lord and saviour July 7, 2021
Get the god of horsesmug. Dude1: Man, this horse is really pretty
Dude2: Ya, his cock is absolutely massive, it is like 11 pounds!!
A big 11 pound horse cock
Dude2: Ya, his cock is absolutely massive, it is like 11 pounds!!
A big 11 pound horse cock
by SarcasticBean March 4, 2021
Get the Horse Cockmug.