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long-haired yahoo

A male/female, usually defined as attending or have attended The Southport School (TSS). A long-haired yahoo unironically employs a sense of cultural righteousness, but comes across as a bit of a lout.
Tonight we'll be debating against TSS, but I don't thing those long-haired yahoos have anything on us.
by Smiffy Smiff April 4, 2017
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Bag of dirt with hair

This term is derived from douche bag or dirtbag. Commonly used in reference to coworkers or a true asshole!
Blake: Hey johnny, that asshole shawn just pulled a sgt lee
to go text that hoe he rusty fish hooked last night.
Johnny: What a Bag of dirt with hair!
Blake: Fuck it....
by Johnny Jizzem April 30, 2008
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Latin Hair Part

A hairstyle worn by many Latinas characterized by a diagonal or zigzag hair part. Previously this was known as a JL (Jennifer Lopez hairstyle) as she favored this hairstyle at one point. Often combined with large hoop earrings.
Esa chica es bonita con su "latin hair part"
by Dan Landis April 12, 2008
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Blue Haired Girl

Average species of Female (usually between 10 and 19) found on places such as Twitter (or as of today, X), Tiktok and sometimes your middle school.
They usually support stuff such as LGBTQ+, K.A.M., Joe Biden, etc.
Most Blue Haired Girls are Transgender, if not, they usually go something like "they/them" or even "they/them/xhe/xur/zhe/zem/shit/head".
Another thing about these creatures is that they get offended VERY easily, whether its major or not.
In rare cases, they sometimes act like "baddies" and say stuff such as "yass queen slay" and on the internet use emojis such as "๐Ÿ™„โœจ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’…" and "๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ" countless times.
Scene I:
timmy: *tells a joke that literally is not even that offensive*
lee (blue haired girl): OH MY GAWD THAT IS SO OFFENSIVE TO ME AND THE LGBTQ!!1!1!1

Scene II:
johnny: *calls lexy by the wrong pronouns*
lexy (blue haired girl2): WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!1?!1?1!

Scene III:
gary: look at that chair, it looks so cool
megan (blue haired girl3): DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT CHAIR'S GENDER?!1?1!1 IT MIGHT IDENTIFY AS A SHE YOU KNOW!!!1!11
by fuckfacefuckass August 6, 2023
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hair bear bunch

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.
Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!
by ferdii6069 May 29, 2016
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Exploding Bangodaro hair

A popular hairstyle among "Scene girls"
Person 1: That girl has big hair
Person 2: It's like Exploding bangodaro Hair.
by Ryanbbb December 28, 2008
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Spider-web Hair

Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.
"I can see that woman's bald spot through her spider-web hair."
by Double-C March 5, 2009
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