speed eater

Someone who unintentionally and without control, sporadically finds and eats "air biscuits" after getting high on meth. Often this level of intense and irreversible over-amperage if the result of extended and acute methamphetamine usage. It's often identical in appearance to the physical gestures a zombie would act out whilst roaming for human flesh. Distinguishable by a singular, sudden,rapid and twisting motion of the head to either side. During which the zombie quickly opens and closes the jaw as if to bite a yummies treat that is being dangled just above and out of reach. Repeated at random and frequent intervals.

"Damn that dude's ate up.. I'm surprised that Speed Eater ain't broke his neck yet doin' moves like that!"

by JahRoo May 22, 2023

speed eater

Someone who eates pussy after getting high in methamphetamine.

"The only reason I'm with the guy is because he's the best speed eater I've ever seen! I was raw for weeks!"

by JahRoo May 22, 2023

Bone Eater

Someone who pretends to be or thinks they are obsessed with something, but is actually not.

"You say you're a star wars fan, yet you've never seen one movie. You're such a Bone Eater."

by CoolGuy356 June 1, 2023

Crayon Eater

A Destiny 2 Titan.

Titans are crayon eaters.

by just another crayon muncher July 10, 2023

Porch Eater

A wild gorilla on the porch with a stacked bucket of KFC and Hennessy and lots of unwrapped blunts and drug balloons in his mouth while he’s using the NiggerBuck on the ice cream man

Hey that porch eater is going to blow my porch up

by NiggaBuck93 July 31, 2023

Biscuit Eater

A dog that is only half trusted. When it was common for people to put biscuits and pies on the windowsill to cool, a savvy dog might snatch them. A dog that, while polite enough while there's people in the room, will certainly stick his nose in the dip if there's no one in the room. Can also apply to two-faced, sneaky people.

Keep an eye on my plate while I wash up, that dog's a biscuit eater.

by BrewSwillas September 1, 2023

Worm Eater

1. A lowly individual who scours the bottom of the social hierarchy, consuming worms as they are unable to attain anything better. Often used to describe someone so undeserving and pitiful that even worms become a luxury to them.
2. A person so irrelevant and insignificant that their main diet consists of worms, the lowest form of sustenance.
3. Someone with tastes so unrefined, they'd happily dine on worms.

Only a worm eater would think that's a good idea."

"He's such a worm eater, always settling for the absolute worst."

by Sassy Steve September 11, 2023