depression dump

a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.

person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...

(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"

person b: am I just your depression dump?

by bondfirr May 12, 2021

Park Dump

When having to take a dump at a strange place, particularly Disneyland

In such a hurry to get to Disneyland early in the morning, had to take a park dump

by Darth Dragonzord July 28, 2024

dump n toke

The act of smoking a joint or pipe of weed while taking a dump.

After dinner last night, I had to dump n toke in order to feel better.

by jodiaz76 June 4, 2016

Cluster-dump

A less than optimal bowel movement, the consistency of which is marked by an aggregate of clusters as opposed to a watery product or the much coveted compact submarine.

Max felt much better, physically and mentally, after his

cluster-dump: it wasn't his regular full bowel but it also wasn't his irritable bowel syndrome. Max was happy.

by MaxVonEsquire August 15, 2021

Tongue Dump

The Tongue Dump is basically lesbian tongue karate. Its when you run the top of your tongue from a girls Gooch (sandbar) to her tramp stamp and then back with the bottom of your tongue. Paint The Fence

I painted a girl's fence last night with a Tongue Dump.

by KaseVonD March 29, 2025

Dump Dive

Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.

Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!

by TimmyGreen February 1, 2014

Donut Dumping

Scissoring after a Taco Bell feast. Can also be called donut dumpin' and is similar to bumping donuts.

"Marge & Sue got a cravings box and 2 crunchy tacos from Taco Bell and went donut dumping"

by Donut Dumper July 27, 2023