cheese face

That face kids make when you are trying to take a decent photo of them (to no avail)

- showing all their teeth while squinting their eyes and pointing their head slightly towards the sky

Ok, stopping making the cheese face for a second so I can take your picture.

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

fumunda cheese

stanky ass cheese that ferments under the Balls

by schnarfin July 28, 2003

penis cheese

See: Smegma

Yo... I never thought he would be the type of guy to not take care of penis cheese, must suck not being curcumcised.

by Jody Hoagland is a fat whore August 9, 2003

cheese bus

a yellow school bus (with black windows)

oh man, we got to ride the cheese bus on our field trip

by B.D. Willy February 15, 2007

Soda Cheese

A solution made to be one of the most disgusting substances on earth. Multiple components with no relation were added to create Soda Cheese. The ingredients are as follows:

-1/2 Sprite
-1/3 milk
-1/6 Dr Pepper
-10 Tic Tacs (per pliter)
-1 twilzzler (per pliter)
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter)

This mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. It is then blended to a thin consistency. Next, the solution is contained in a cow's bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. The sheep's bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters.

Employee: Hello, how may I help you?

Customer: Hi, I would like to purchase one pliter of Soda Cheese.

by Dr. Cocoa November 29, 2012

Cheese cat

A cat that has had many surgeries turning its bones into cheese giving it the power of the moon because the moon is mad out of cheese

It’s a cheese cat

by Beansssssssssss March 20, 2020

Hairy Cheese

The leftover semen crusted on an anus after anal intercourse.

Dang Brad. You have still have some hairy Cheese after last night.

by Schneven November 5, 2017