Fingery Bum Wank

When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.

1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".

2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"

by The F P February 22, 2011

bum civilian

A term describing for a slothful, beer riddled, sofa-dwelling hermit, sitting on a cushion of crumbs and other assorted leftovers.

Kevin was moulded to the sofa. He could only be described as a bum civilian.

by catherine80 July 24, 2008

bum rape fields

A area of fields in Failsworth, Manchester, just behind Lord Lane, where everybody gets fucked in the ass hole.

Go to Bum Rape Fields after dark and you'll get fucked in the ass hole, too.

by Georg Michael August 6, 2007

bum chum

cans or other metal products placed in a trash receptacle that a bum would flock to in order to cash in

i just took the load of the bum chum out to the trash, wait for the frenzy to begin

by bton October 10, 2008

Bum Ass Nigga

A bum ass nigga , usually someone who thinks they’re with all the shit , wants a mommy-type girlfriend , claims children BUT isn’t a real father . Hardly employed , most likely over 25 years old , likes to house hop and pay no rent . With all the fuckery , but doesn’t take any action

Girl , stop fuckin’ with Marc , he a bum ass nigga .. I been told you this before ..

by RealMFG July 12, 2019

hoe bum diddley

Giving full anal satisfaction. Licking a womans ass prior to intercourse.

I would give her the Hoe Bum Diddley

by Piss Pot Pete January 13, 2009

bum rape fields

The fields in Failsworth, Manchester, down the street from Cheshire Commons, where something totally fucked up (like getting fucked in the ass hole) is guaranteed to happen, especially if you go there at night.

Bloke #1 - "Hey, r u's cumin to Bum Rape Fields to nyt!"
Bloke #2 - "Fuck no! I don't want to get buggered up the ass hole"
Bloke #1 - "Bloody well right, then!"

by Tommy Cooper August 13, 2007