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Trump is such and asshole
by Trump😁 November 22, 2016
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A fat asshole

Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.
“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”

“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”
by Rocky Mudds October 29, 2023
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Asshole

Someone who absolutely doesn't give one fuck. it's as If all the fucks in their library's are checked out. Also a synonym for Jacqueline Magno.
Ugh, I gave him $5 yesterday, but when I asked for $1 today, he's being selfish, what a Jackie.

He's such an asshole, he needs to learn to share.
by KAmdad November 13, 2014
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asshole

A derogatory term used to address a person who isn’t worth shit. The hole in which shit comes out of, thus not even shit wants to be associated with it. The hole in which the filth of society is born from.
1.) My son can't do shit right, he's an asshole.

2.) Don't raise your voice at me asshole.

3.) What's wrong with you asshole!

4.) Jack: Honey, I'm home! Where's supper?

Lucy: Sorry I didn't think you'd be home so soon! Let me start fixing it for you.

Jack: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! ARE YOU STUPID!?! YOU KNOW I WORKED ALL DAY AND I AM STARVING!! YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE!

Lucy: ...
by elburro90 June 25, 2014
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Asshole
He’s so much of an asshole
by Assholexoxoxoxoxoxo November 15, 2018
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Machine Gun Asshole

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy
by Swift67 October 13, 2021
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annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god

a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+
DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"
by bootleg_retard October 8, 2023
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