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Dirty Sir William

The act of giving a handjob to handicapped man in the men’s stall of a Walmart
Guy 1: Did you hear what he did at Walmart? Gave the guy a Dirty Sir William!
Guy 2: well that’s one satisfied cripple
by PounderProductions July 9, 2025
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My William

If you want to know the meaning of love i suggest you find a William. If you ask, what is a William? A William is someone who will never let you down. Someone who is such a gentleman it'll make you cry. Someone who breaks the standard for green flags. Someone who makes so much sacrifices for you over his own wants and needs. Someone who loves you so unconditionally you question what you did to deserve him. Someone who you KNOW you'll marry. I love my William. My forever. My soulmate.
Me: What do you even like about me?

(He then took a deep breath)

My William: You're extremely caring, understanding and empathetic. You're always there for me you make me really happy you're genuinely extremely nice sometimes way too nice for your own good you have amazing music taste and fashion taste ofc my fashionista your humour perfectly fits mine and you match my freak like no one ever did you make me feel so loved more loved then i ever felt with anyone else and i feel so secure with you with my ex i felt it would end and crumble any day now but with you i know i'll spend the rest of my life with you and im sure of it confident in it And many more.

Me: Ends up crying.
by Chessycakes0921~ August 23, 2025
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William

a boy with a beautiful soul and a kind heart. He is an only child who loves his parents. His basketball skills are absolutely insane.
wow William just made another shot!
by Its@secretshh September 2, 2025
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William

the silliest guy there is
Person 1: omg I wish William would stop playing so hard to get
Person 2: hes just trolling
Person 1: hes so silly 😍
by willDakoolKid September 2, 2025
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William Fartspeare Lootbox

A box containing remnants of a human body, meant to be opened on September 26th 2036.
"buddy leave Jared alone that's literally a William Fartspeare Lootbox right there we ain't supposed to open it"
by miko_d September 20, 2025
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William Alary

by William Alary January 15, 2025
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rory william vanhuizen

he's a gay man with no friends. He's also so white that if you look at him he blinds you
you are being such a rory william vanhuizen
by iwoajdiwajoiesjfe February 7, 2025
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