Wet Tadpole

The act of placing a wet, limp penis onto an object

Guy: Dude, I was with this chick last night and totally wet tadpoled her when she was passed out drunk
Friend: That's so amazing

by PRSC February 16, 2009

Wet Yeti

The act of sitting on another person while whipping your long wet hair across their face. Usually occurring when showing affection to one another. Sometimes causing brief periods of suffocation.

Cara got out of the shower and gave Banks a Wet Yeti to say "i love you"

by Eric's condo occupants February 23, 2011

wet toothbrush morning

The morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. Not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.

Adam: You look like hell. Did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?

Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.

by Guy Snyder September 15, 2014

The School of Wet Box

Sexual experience in the lower orifices.

Woooow, Juan, did you learn that in the School of Wet Box?

by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2016

soaking wet pussy

This is the result of a cat bath or rain.

Muffy was out in the rain and became a soaking wet pussy!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2020

Wet Dream Martini

Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.

I enjoy adding two olives into my Wet Dream Martini, just to make it extra dirty.

by isaac1365 April 11, 2019

Flappy Wet Bird

When a girl takes a piss and she doesn't wipe so her pussy is still wet. Then the guy fucks her like that:)

Nicole pulled a Flappy Wet Bird on Mike last night.....he said she was dripping everywhere

by NikkiAlice March 18, 2014