Waffle

An overrated pancake who thinks it's better that everybody because it has better abs than pancakes

That waffle may have abs but it doesn't compare to pancakes

by Kimmbee July 15, 2017

waffle crisp

some bomb ass cereal you could have found in 2011

ayo man grab me that waffle crisp

by icausemassiveCHaos March 31, 2022

Waffle Formation

Batter forming the shape of a waffle.

Yo man, I ate that batter as soon as it made a waffle formation.

by Da Waffleman June 22, 2009

Waffle

Widely known as the name of a popular breakfast food, the word Waffle also describes the most beloved and awesome dog you ever owned. This dog was likely a companion, best friend, and part of the family. You will love other dogs, but they will never be your Waffle. Derived from “Chicken and Waffles,” an exceptionally awesome breakfast dish.

I loved all of the dogs of owned, but Bruno was my Waffle.

by EliaWolff October 25, 2025

Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.

Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!

by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024

Waffle Bag

Placing testicals in lips of woman's vagina and flattening

Waffle bag- Placing a mans testicals inside the lips of a woman's vagina, and using her thighs to press/flatten testicals like a waffle iron

by Bnutt716 September 19, 2016

Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.

Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!

by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021