thanksgiving day turkey

someone who bases there life around food

jesse roe is a thanksgiving day turkey

by BBLSLAYER6969 January 22, 2025

Spanking a turkey

Killing time

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey

by OWL76 March 29, 2025

Albino Water Turkey

A pelican that appears on the lake at nighttime

Hillbillies from Illinois call them birds Albino Water Turkey’s when they appear at nighttime

by AlcoholicsAnonymous420 July 1, 2025

Virginian mayonnaise turkey

When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.

Oh yeah I gave the wife the Virginian mayonnaise turkey, it wasn’t pretty.

by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025

Dutch oven turkey

When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act

Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.

by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025

Pulling My Turkey Leg

Another expression of pulling my tail!

“ You are really pulling my turkey leg right now”

by corrinao October 11, 2025

not going turkey

it's not worth fixing, it's not that deep, not that important

- "did you see the tap was leaking?"
- "I'm not going turkey about it, it'll be fine."

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025