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Turtle humping

When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action
When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.
by Error219 August 27, 2019
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turtlenuggets

those are some nice turtlenuggets
by TurtleNuggets12 on xboc September 16, 2019
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turtle

often referred to as:
-turtul
-turtle
-turtelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele
-turtil
-turtur
etc.....

basically a lizard with a short tail and a protective covering shell that "eats" plastic because its yummy. Sadly, it might extinct soon. :,(
JC: what's a turtle?
Y/N: lol idk didn't that extinct because of the vskskskskco girls?
by theasianpotato September 21, 2019
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Turtles

The only animal that should be cared about. Don't use plastic straws bitch
by skskskVSCOGURL October 6, 2019
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Turtle

Is that a plastic straw?!?! *slaps plastic straw out of hand* Here you can use my metal one! Save the turtles!!! SKSKSKSK!!
by steppedindogpee November 16, 2019
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turtle choker

Her: Ugh... you're using a turtle choker?!
Me: Yeah, thot
by Tree Mugger November 16, 2019
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Turtle

A redneck who is obsessed with the infamous moneyminion.
Turtle is obnoxiously obsessed.
by MoneyMinion November 21, 2019
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