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Twat

British English slang for a man who is obnoxious but doesn't necessarily realise it. American equivalent would be Douchebag.
Co worker 1: I had to train that new guy the other day and he just wouldn't listen to anything I said and told me how he knows it already, yet he struggled by himself and kept asking me for assistance. Than he got all flustered and started walking around the workplace and getting in everyone's way. Co Worker 2: Yeah I know who your talking about, he seems like a right twat
by Dre_303888 June 29, 2020
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oh look there’s a “twat”
by chlozzamadozza July 17, 2020
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Twat knot

A person on the clock, getting paid, but, doing everything in their power to accomplish no work whatsoever, but, thinks they are important.. Knows that no one likes them because of their work ethic..
The twat knot will not be in work the rest of the week, because, he is not blind, but, can hear everyone talking about him..
by Just4fun68 July 24, 2020
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Twat market

A man who spends money on different women via extra good tips (servers) or investing in some business opportunities is losing his money in the twat market.
You will soon need another job if you keep spending money in the twat market.
by Birdhouse observer September 13, 2020
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Donald Trump is such a "twat", he use a MIG29 in a US Army advert.

Boris Johnson is a complete "twat" who couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!
by The urban project September 15, 2020
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TWAT

Only used in the uk
Your a massive twat
by QueenWolfOfDucks September 20, 2020
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someone who’s a big dodgy pedo
oi kieran mate ur a giving twat for eating my jiggas feet
by hairy nipples September 21, 2020
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