Twat

/Twät/: 1.1800s:see Twat
2. 1990s
3. 2021, A person who acts Pussy like, soft and squishy, usually make , in a particularly stuck up or pretentious manner.

After a minor traffic incident that 5’0 skinny guy driving the Lexus , traded his faux scarf he was wearing for a neck brace that day in court.

:omg he sounds like a huge Twat

by Axel Jabroni September 1, 2021

Twat

A diss to gangsters from Watts

“Don’t he bang Watts?”
“Man, fuck a twat!!!”

by high voltage August 9, 2019

Twat

Someone named John Michael Green

John Michael Green is a fucking twat.

by AC Troubleshooter September 4, 2019

Twat flicker

Someone who flicks the bean vigorously

God damn my boyfriend is such a twat flicker

by Fartknocker93 May 14, 2016

Cumbum Ginger Twat

A UK TikTok LIVE star named Luke Bennett who gets absolutely clowned on by everybody. He sits on the shitter waiting for people to donate gifts in the chat, and when they donate enough gifts he'll get someone from the chat to join the live. This person will proceed to ask him to act something out, usually along the lines of, "What would you do if you found famous footballer doing action in your room of the house?" Luke will mention how the question is a bit strange but he'll act it out anyway. When he gets up to do his performance, the guest on the live will scream the word "CUMBUM!" at him, and he will say "Right we will get you straight off you strange guy" and kick them off.

Person 1: "Some bloke got his arse out on Luke Bennett's live"
Person 2: "I bet the Cumbum Ginger Twat enjoyed that"

by hyehyehyahyahya November 15, 2023

Twat stamp

A tattoo similar to a tramp stamp, but above one's vagina.

I thought I wanted to be a porn star, so I got a twat stamp in 2014. Now I get made fun of by my OBGYN.

by immadieanyway November 25, 2021

TWAT

After the pandemic, there are people who don't want to return to the workplace, but in most instances need to make an appearance. They decide to enjoy 4 day weekends year round and only come into the office on Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday.... AKA, TWATs!

Its Friday, so that TWAT isn't in the office today.

by Vance Baggins October 27, 2022