dad joke

A dad joke is a joke created by a father figure.

The dad joke is not funny.

honey, stop telling dad jokes im going insane.

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

by Wasian123 April 13, 2024

Giga Dad

The Ultimate Man, the Dad to out Dad all Dads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would fall in love.

Woah! Look! It’s Giga Dad!

Giga Dad is so cool!

by Jvabw1ln June 14, 2023

DAD

DAD: an acronym that stands for dead and decomposing, usually used when a person finds something really funny.

e. g: Dude 1 : "Bro, have you seen this tiktok?"
Dude 2:" Yeah bro, it had me DAD."

by ghosn November 5, 2020

DAD

DAD: an acronym that stands for dead and decomposing, usually used when a person finds something really funny.

Dude 1 : "Bro, have you seen this tiktok?"
Dude 2:" Yeah bro, it had me DAD."

by ghosn January 4, 2021

dad cookie

Another way of saying mail genitalia

She slobbed on my dad cookie!

by Kcookiekiller December 28, 2018

g dad taxes

G DAD TAXES it’s just G DAD TAXES

well... g dad taxes ig

by 🦁 May 31, 2021