Tree

A person who is very straight. They like soaking up water through their roots. They steal your sunlight. And the hate tree huggers because tree hugger are gay and the are straight. If you meet a tree you have to make a cringy tree pun and if you don t they will drop kick you in the left elbow
Yo you’re such a tree imma slap you
by Bendagay June 08, 2019
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Tree

The annoying ass people that you hate who are one year younger than you
Oh no there comes the trees
by Sannesafir January 10, 2017
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Cut you down like a tree

when a girl is taller than the guy so he says this to refer to laying the girl down to engage in sexual acts
Girl: How tall are you

Guy: 5'8 , how tall r u

Girl: im 5'10
Guy: imma still cut you down like a tree
by Chrxssy February 24, 2023
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Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
by Monke_man January 21, 2021
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Aidin/will tree try

Selfish, bitchless, loyal at the same time and plays Valorant all day
AC: Who is Aidin/will tree try?
P007AN: Selfish, bitchless, loyal
by TheRealP007AN June 11, 2022
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Christy Tree

An extra, auxillary or alternate Christmas tree other than the main Christmas tree used as a festive decoration during the Christmas season. Found in homes in groups of 2 to 600.
If we get any more Christy Trees we're going to need a bigger house!
by Sasquatch129800 December 22, 2021
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Tree drilling

Means to fuck your best mate whilst fingering your arsehole
by Big boy Neil May 07, 2019
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