miked

When somebody joins your conversation without your permission.

I was talking to my friend when I got miked.

by kstanton17 October 1, 2016

mike farenheit

When she sucking your nuts and you are a gangster

When she sucking your nuts and you are a gangster, mike farenheit

by Balle mannen November 30, 2022

mike mccoy

Punk, retarded, gay, idiot

He's a real Mike McCoy who can't read

by Gruntusa December 31, 2019

Mike Pence

Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.

Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.

by turdsandwichapprovedbymother November 16, 2022

Mike

Mike is a boss man. He has a huge sense of assertiveness. He’s kind responsible respectful and always looking out for others and putting people first. He might look as if he would hurt you but until you approach him and talk to him you’ll continue to assume he’s a jerk. If you give him a dime he’ll give you a dozen back. He’s self raised and has an extremely high sense of free will and self determination and discipline. He’s extremely intelligent and Independent doesn’t like to be bossed around or belittled. He rivals low expectations for himself and is always trying to make a difference in people’s understanding of social situations and humanity as a whole. He’s extremely wholesome whole hearted and if he does something for you don’t make him regret it. Don’t fuck with him either. He has a dark past and a beast that lives inside of him always ready to pounce on the devil. He has a dark ego not a bright one. If he’s showing his ego odds are he doesn’t like you. If he shows you love. It’s simple he loves you like family and nothing less

Mike is a true person

by The New York hillbilly May 17, 2023

Mike Pence'd

The act of being shocked, or electrocuted via lightning. In reference to Mike Pence's previous belief that homosexuality could be 'cured' through Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT). This can be used in any manner regarding someone or something being shocked.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just got fucking Mike Pence'd"
Guy 2: "What???"
Guy 1: "Yeah, the shaman dropped skyfury totem with stormkeeper up and crit me with both lightning bolts."

by proton_800 November 9, 2021

Mikeing

The act of participating in an activity and contributing nothing while somehow not obtaining anything at the same time.

Wow! He has no properties and his headset is off. He's really Mikeing this round of Monopoly.

There is a minute left, we are down by 3, he has 32 points, and he just ran into me. He's really Mikeing it on Rocket tonight.

by ImCaptainMerica January 28, 2021