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Troll

The world defines a Troll as a illiterate retarded idiot that can only win arguments through hurling insults and using profanity against their opponent. The real definition of a Troll is any person with a higher level of intelligence, that is very antisocial, and loves to disrupt the status quo by seeking "atypical social rewards" from negative reactions accomplished through their various interactions.
Bill: Wayne is crazy, isn't he?

Ted: He's not dangerous, but he definitely doesn't play well with others.

Bill: What do you mean?

Ted: He's a Troll.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020
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Troll winner

A troll who pisses you off enough that you stay up all night thinking about revenge.
Troll winner: YO check it bro got so pissed off from my defs that he just couldn't take it anymore... Thats one pissed of bro haha. I guess he must hate being called a faggot and so on and so forth.
by pizzy pants October 29, 2010
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Troll

Bully:Hey dude your face is ugly,can you eat a rat?
Me:LOL,are you kidding OR TROLLING?!
by notl0rdes July 15, 2017
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troll

meri and lauren are the biggest trolls cuh
by meri lauren October 12, 2025
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Mountain Troll

Just an absolute slapper of a woman; her crawlspace remains open for days on end waiting for its next victim. Typically larger than the average male, the "mountain troll" woman finds her pray drunken in bars, sleeping in the alleys, and in the Bronx. A full savv to say the least.
Charles - "Hey bobby"
bobby - "whats up homes"
Charles - "how was that mountain troll that mounted you last night?"
bobby- "Yao Kay you savage bint"
by Bint Sav July 18, 2013
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Troll

Definition 1- A single white male aging 6-85.

Definition 2-One who lives his life to make other people mad.

Definition 3-One who claims that mac computers are good.

Definition 4-The Westboro Baptist Church

Definition 5-French people voting socialist.

Definition 6- One who posts more than 5 definitions on urban dictionary. C: (JK)
Oh you're a democrat you must like " Osama Bin LadAN" Note that the troll misspelt words 2 troll.
by Cheesefails November 5, 2012
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Pay the Troll Toll

“Paying the Troll toll” means to be taking a shit/poop without saying you are to make the conversation awkward.

“Pay the Troll Toll” is when a person needs to take a shit/poop but doesn’t want to make a conversation awkward when speaking with a friend or group of friends.

That coffee really expedited the troll toll payment this morning.
Bro I need to “pay the troll toll” before I can meet up at the bar.

I am unable to answer the phone right now as I am currently paying the troll toll and this troll requires my full attention.
by Bandit185 May 18, 2022
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