by Etni3s February 15, 2004
Get the pop your topmug. by Mark May 2, 2003
Get the top deck shandymug. An action or gesture that characterizes the "top dog" within a group of friends at any given social occasion. Often this action or gesture is an unsolicited and non-obvious favor to friends; something that the square community might call a "random act of kindness," except everyone is usually drunk. Or, this act or gesture might simply enhance one's stature as the coolest or most powerful friend of the group.
"Hey guys, I got zebra cakes for everyone at the bodega."
"Bro, that's a top dog move."
"Who wants a shoulder rub?"
"You're top dog?"
"I shave my arms before parties."
"Total top dog move, bro."
"Bro, that's a top dog move."
"Who wants a shoulder rub?"
"You're top dog?"
"I shave my arms before parties."
"Total top dog move, bro."
by Top Dog Man September 9, 2013
Get the Top Dog Movemug. A group of wannabe "1337 haxors" who are "organized like a team, hacking like a family". Possibly the lamest group on the internet. In reality, they couldnt hack their way out of a paper bag. Should be shot on sight to save the gene pool from their utter dickish-ness.
"Did you see how someone hacked the ** ***** club website?"
"yeah, 'elite top team', what wankers. They hacked a site with absolutly no security and completly useless to the rest of the world"
"Wow, they must be PRO!!! those boodly scalawags, hope they wipe their manginas."
"yeah, 'elite top team', what wankers. They hacked a site with absolutly no security and completly useless to the rest of the world"
"Wow, they must be PRO!!! those boodly scalawags, hope they wipe their manginas."
by hotdoghero May 31, 2006
Get the elite top teammug. by MelDreezy November 27, 2006
Get the top notchmug. A corny and irritating phrase that is usually spoken as a poor substitution for an intelligent remark. Although usually used in casual conversation during the warmer months of the year, some choose to use it, inappropriately, during the winter. Such blatantly incorrect usage and unoriginality should be a shore sine that you are talking to a, stupid Saab driving, child raping, job stealing, impotent, arrogant fuck up.
Mike: It's top down weather
*ACCUAL WEATHER IS 30 DEGRES AND LIGHTLY SNOWING*
Anyone with a brain: It clearly isn't. why would you say that, How are you so ignorant.
*ACCUAL WEATHER IS 30 DEGRES AND LIGHTLY SNOWING*
Anyone with a brain: It clearly isn't. why would you say that, How are you so ignorant.
by Mike Degorgio September 25, 2005
Get the Top down weathermug. Soft Top - A mentally or intellectually delayed individual.
Do not confuse a "soft top" with a "full retard". A soft top is an individual who primarily has difficulty with complex tasks or thoughts. Soft tops are those among us who are just a little slow. Soft tops are commonly located at buffets, public bus stops, fast food restaurants, bowling alleys, recycling centers and other such places.
The word originates from the belief that the skull of a mentally or intellectually delayed person remained "soft" for a little too long during infancy.
Do not confuse a "soft top" with a "full retard". A soft top is an individual who primarily has difficulty with complex tasks or thoughts. Soft tops are those among us who are just a little slow. Soft tops are commonly located at buffets, public bus stops, fast food restaurants, bowling alleys, recycling centers and other such places.
The word originates from the belief that the skull of a mentally or intellectually delayed person remained "soft" for a little too long during infancy.
"Public buses are generally full of soft tops."
"Did you see that soft top using his hands at the salad bar?"
Velcro shoes, fanny packs, tie dye, socks with sandals and airbrushed animal t-shirts are a dead giveaway that you are dealing with a soft top.
"Did you see that soft top using his hands at the salad bar?"
Velcro shoes, fanny packs, tie dye, socks with sandals and airbrushed animal t-shirts are a dead giveaway that you are dealing with a soft top.
by Mope1234 June 16, 2013
Get the Soft Topmug.