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sister rock

Rock music that you would be embarrassed to be seen listening to because your sister listens to it also.
Dude 1: Hey, want to put on some Counting Crows?
Dude 2: No way, dude. Thats sister rock.
by Farrakhan's Endorsement January 25, 2014
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rock waterfall

Urinating on one's own scrotum, often by accident.
Steve's pants were too tight, and it was very hot out. He had to keep drinking water, so inevitably he wound up having to pee. He entered a McDonald's, and when he got into the bathroom, he realized he also needed to poop. So he sat down on the toilet, and as he let out his stream of urine, he did not yet realize the degree to which sweat had glued his scrotum to his shaft, and received a rock waterfall.
by Eric Jean April 18, 2018
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Moist rock

When your dick is wet from receiving head but is still erect
Bob has a moist rock
by The doggo expert November 2, 2019
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dad rock

Older mainstream rock music that is considered just wild and "rock-y" just for the purpose of being so. Dad rock is usually used in a derogatory manner towards rock music that (what are now) dads would listen to because it was popular at the time. Bands like The Beatles or Black Sabbath or The Rolling Stones do not apply to this definition because they are not trying to just rock it out; acts like AC/DC or Guns N' Roses or Aerosmith are what usually gets tagged as dad rock instead because they feature typical stereotypes of older mainstream rock: wild vocal performances, focus on stand-out solos and a general sense of trashiness that comes from their sole purpose to be as obnoxiously wild as possible.
That being said, not all classic hard rock acts get tagged as dad rock: even bands like Led Zeppelin could apply to this definition, but people don't usually call them dad rock because they're much more liked and respected than the other groups previously mentioned.

Dad rock is usually misused to describe literally any rock music that is older than 30.
"I don't listen to any of that shitty dad rock; I only listen to good music like my bloody valentine or The Velvet Underground. "
by xbenci January 3, 2022
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love rock

a person who is madly in love with someone but will keep their feelings supressed within themselves because they are too insecure or a afraid of rejection. They are usually the sweetest and most beautiful people but are always dragged by others for their uniqueness making them self conscious and have low self esteem. However these people will always have the best glow ups and make the people that made rude remarks as a "joke" will now also fancy them. Not only will these people have an amazing glow up but they will also learn about their self worth and become strong and hard, stronger than a rock.
"I am such a love rock"
"stop being a love rock"
by a girl with a z April 7, 2020
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Blunk Rock

Alt punk before the bubble gum bullshit showed up

Aka.. Blink + Punk = Blunk Rock
"Man I miss the days when I used to blast Blunk Rock in the car stereo.. that was pure sublime dude".
by Blunk182 October 9, 2021
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Lodge Rock

"Indie" music easily recognized by bands with names of creatures commonly found in and around hunting lodges. Characteristics include "eccentric" instrumentation or outdated instruments as glockenspiels and soft crooned vocals. Emphasis is placed on a fabricated sense of "intimacy" with the artist.
Popular Lodge Rock bands include Grizzly Bear and Fleet Foxes.

"You're not cool if you don't like Lodge Rock and wear plaid" -Hipster
by Sodabags April 17, 2011
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