crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis
by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020
Get the Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisismug. Guy 1- Hey did you feel that
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.
Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.
Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.
Man 1-I was a 3 inch pinch. But for some reason I heard what sounded like bongo drums and saw his shining silhouette of an angle. my dick gre 9 inches I'm working as a porn star.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Sammug. A wonderful human being who thinks of herself before others! Talented and creative with a flare for wonderful flowers! Life and soul of the Party. Brings a huge smile to thousands!
by Bedera July 26, 2016
Get the sam watkinmug. The most sexy mother Fucker ever to grow a beard he's quite mysterious and has a preference for many types of women he also probably don't like you because he Don't really like anyone
by Samson5280 March 5, 2018
Get the Andrew Sammug. people named sam are annoying little brats that need to get a life. they are always squeeky rats that do everything they can to annoy you so much you want to punch them. sams never wash and you can smell them from a mile away.
by eughhhhhhhh March 26, 2023
Get the Sammug. by kikikikinomnomz March 10, 2023
Get the Sam from Disregardmug. Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.
by Craven69 October 24, 2020
Get the greasy sammug.