The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.
by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022
Get the The rusty spoonmug. A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.
by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017
Get the Rusty Bayonettemug. Rusty Rob
rust·ee rob
Noun
1. A QA inspector on the Boeing 777X flight test fleet whose sole purpose in life is to find corrosion where God himself couldn’t. Known for turning a perfectly good airplane into a paperwork nightmare in under 5 minutes.
2. A mythical creature feared by mechanics everywhere; legend says if you whisper “Flecking” three times, Rusty Rob will appear with a flashlight and a engineer.
rust·ee rob
Noun
1. A QA inspector on the Boeing 777X flight test fleet whose sole purpose in life is to find corrosion where God himself couldn’t. Known for turning a perfectly good airplane into a paperwork nightmare in under 5 minutes.
2. A mythical creature feared by mechanics everywhere; legend says if you whisper “Flecking” three times, Rusty Rob will appear with a flashlight and a engineer.
“Damn, we were about to wrap up preflight… then Rusty Rob showed up and found corrosion (Flecking) on the inlets".
by Jack Hammer69 September 3, 2025
Get the Rusty Robmug. After the Buffet concert, Tammy and I went back to the motel where we took turns giving the rusty parrot.
by LobsterSausage June 8, 2018
Get the Rusty Parrotmug. A competitive sexual act. A man asks for sex from his partner who is menstruating. Due to the menstruation the couple chooses anal play as an alternative. At some point during anal penetration, the man assesses the amount of fecal matter on his phallus. Once a sufficient amount is present, he quickly pulls out and penetrates the menstruating vagina resulting in a phallus covered in feces and blood. He then quickly pulls out a second time and takes a picture.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
Oh wow, these are great entries! I wonder who will be awarded the Rusty Barnegat medal this season?
I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
by Gallowbraid October 5, 2022
Get the Rusty Barnegatmug. When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
by Scuzpunk April 6, 2017
Get the Rusty o-ringmug. by marwan 6/72947 April 2, 2022
Get the Rusty Dustymug.