Rusty Raccoon

When indivisual licks a shit covered dildo that was tainted by 12 prostitutes.

"Let me get a rusty raccoon after school" said David.

by Lil Grindr May 9, 2018

Rusty Washington

The act of inserting a dollar bill into the anus of a suspecting or unsuspecting companion. The bill must not be rolled, but rather flattened against the ass and propelled by a pointed index finger (or middle for more depth), making the sides of the dollar stick out like a shuttlecock (badminton).

Rusty Jefferson, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, Grant and Franklin are also acceptable terms.

Destiny wouldn't shut up about the alimony money, so I gave that ho 5 rusty franklins, 2 rusty jacksons and finished strong with a rusty washington.

by JoeStrato March 9, 2018

rusty school bus

While in the process of looking for a school bus, poop and roll over someone as in to mimic a tire

Bro I was railin her while she was googling busses and naturally the rusty school bus came out of the bag of tricks.

by Dursty February 17, 2017

Rusty Drawer

A sex act consisting of missionary position coitus on a beach without a blanket.

"So Megan and I were totally waisted on Montauk Saturday night and ended up doing a Rusty Drawer on the dunes. Pretty sure my Johnson needs a skin graft. She still can't walk."

by Dr. Lazlo Hollyfeld February 19, 2017

rusty trombone

When a someone or something is engaged so furiously in a sexual act that it is being thrust back and forth like the slide mechanism of a trombone. The rusty part of the word is from the person or objected being covered in some kind of bodily fluid.

I fucked that amazon drone so hard I gave it a rusty trombone.

by ShadowChix March 8, 2017

Rusty Motor

The act of defecating between one's breasts and then rocking your head from side-to-side making a "brrr" sound, similar to a motorboat.

Guy: "Yeah last night I gave Peggy the biggest Rusty Motor I've ever seen!"

by Bubbabeck51 July 17, 2017

Rusty Banana

You must eat a chipotle burrito with only beef and with the habenaro sauce earlier in the day. Bring a girl home and while having sex with her tell her to close her eyes and lie on her stomach. Then shit on her back. Can also be subbed with taco bell fire sauce.

"Yo did you bring jennifer back to your place?"
"yeah man, we hit chipotle and she really wanted to do it so i gave her a rusty banana afterwards"

by rustybanana July 4, 2016