ass-piss

Diarrhea, about as runny as it gets.

"I don't know what i was thinking last night, i had ass-piss all morning."

by bosky dell October 20, 2008

Piss Flippas

A word made popular in and around the Boston area. Used to describe a females vagina lips. The trueshockerinvolved tickling the piss flippas with your thumb while inserting one in the pink and the other in the stink.

Look at the size of Tina's piss flippas. They're practically hanging out the side of her bikini bottum.

by southboston29 January 26, 2009

Piss Shitters

A pair of underwear used to keep piss and shit off of your pants.

Hey Bud, I gotta put on a pair of piss shitters.

by Randybobandy October 3, 2017

Peanut-Piss

first discovered by adam palethorpe on the 13.04.1998

masturbating on a semi full bladder, ejaculating, then finding yourself urinating short, sharp and annoying bursts of piss over a period of time like an old man with an aggravated prostate, keeping you from falling asleep for at least 30 minutes. the remedy is to store urine into a mammoth sized portion, until your japseye has gone from tingling to feeling numb, then you can let rip on your toilet basin.
A.K.A.
P-to-the-P

Omg tell your dad to stop P-to-the-P-ing in my mum's mouth

had major peanut-piss last night

by hand calluses February 28, 2011

Piss Spasm

That dance you go when you really gotta go.

Larry had been holding it for a while, so I wasn't suprised when he had a Piss Spasm and ran to the bathroom.

by jeffbarstaff April 8, 2010

Piss Gulper

an insult used to describe someone who would chug a jar of piss in one go with no shame whatsoever.

That guy is so annoying. what a piss gulper.

by ContagiousPB March 29, 2022

piss and moonshine

A group of words that are used to tell someone that something is low on battery. This includes, but is not limited to:
Cell phones, game controllers, wireless keyboards, IPods, IPhones, pagers and handheld gaming systems.
Usually used with "running on" in front of it.

While texting his girlfriend, Jack realized that battery saver was activated. He warned his girlfriend that he may go AWOL for around an hour since his phone was running on piss and moonshine.

by IAmRonPaul October 22, 2013