sneeze in your pants

cumming into your own pants

Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."

by SuperCuntNugget January 28, 2018

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stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

by existangst February 2, 2018

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Fla fla pants

Really ugly colorful stay at home pants

Hey look at Peter shoveling his driveway this morning in his fla fla pants hahaha!

by killoco January 18, 2020

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worm in his pants

A way to describe a mans small penis

"Oh did u hear that jerry has a worm in his pants."

by Dragonbattle06 January 31, 2020

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Dead mans pants

Simply, vintage jeans

Alright Andy, are youbuying those dead mans pants?" "Why not hey, don't care if they came straight of the corpse la." "But there fucking red lid!!! You look a twat

by birko23 March 26, 2011

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