The illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. It may present swollen glands or sore throat.
Patient: 'Doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, I think I have tonsillitis.'
Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'
Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'
by Dr Drake May 12, 2017

When someone is so fat that when they look up, it looks like they have a pack of franks (hot dogs) on the back of their neck.
Person 1: how fat is they?
Person 2: they so fat they got neck franks. when they look up, they lookin' like they got a pack of franks on they neck.
Person 2: they so fat they got neck franks. when they look up, they lookin' like they got a pack of franks on they neck.
by Lulu Bean March 6, 2022

Time, sometimes decribed like a body or vessel, comes to a head. The neck of time is the moment just before an event.
by FUCat March 31, 2023

by Fucksakebitch August 11, 2019

when playing a game where you have to reach something with your head and stretching your neck a bit further in order to reach it
by kriz-T December 26, 2013

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"
Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...
My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"
My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"
by lttlmtn July 19, 2017

by ThotboyQ March 17, 2016
