The illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. It may present swollen glands or sore throat.
Patient: 'Doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, I think I have tonsillitis.'
Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'
Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'
by Dr Drake May 12, 2017
Get the Club Kneck Neckmug. Necktie. More particularly, a necktie worn by an ambitious, brown-nosing, back-stabbing corporate ladder-climber trying to impress his boss.
Ralph, you know the CFO won't even talk to you if you're not wearing your neck-noose.
Mr. Weaver got called into HR for yanking Bill's neck-noose when Bill dropped the draft P&L in the executive shitter.
Mr. Weaver got called into HR for yanking Bill's neck-noose when Bill dropped the draft P&L in the executive shitter.
by Fuzzbuster111 February 28, 2025
Get the neck-noosemug. by Yet squad boy September 19, 2016
Get the muscle neckmug. by Camremlooper@gmail.com March 21, 2022
Get the Neckmug. When you get so drunk, wasted, turnt, hammered, any term that means you’re so fucked up, your neck can’t hold your head; leaving it bob around in every direction.
by Yung MacGyver September 27, 2020
Get the Jelly-Neckingmug. by hessynizzy March 3, 2011
Get the Neck-to-Knees.mug.