national fuck pussy day

When u grab any girl and just fuck he with no condom on and make sure u fuck more then one

I fucked 6 girls today

I fucked 3 girls today on National fuck pussy day

by Kyle Meyer October 9, 2017

National suck dick day

September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true

Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!

by Tom Adams August 31, 2019

National Ceiling Fries Day

Today's the day you go up to Nick White and tell him he has sexy ceiling fries.

Anybody: AYE Nick sexy ceiling fries ;)
National Ceiling Fries day can be anyday of the year, just say it whenever

by Itzyagirlskinnypenis October 18, 2019

National Expose Caroline’s Day

October 20th is National Expose Caroline day. Today you can expose anyone named Caroline.

Did you guys post any embarrassing pictures of caroline today for National Expose Caroline’s Day?

by hiimadethisasajoke October 20, 2020

National beat Jordan day

On February 4th beat Jordan’s ass watch out Jordan I pray for you

Omg Becky it’s national beat Jordan day lets kick Jordan’s ass

by Suckmydickdaddy February 2, 2019

National fake friend day

national fake friend day is where you post about a fake friend or just drop them😂

National fake friend day

*post a pick on snap

“This is kisha she is a real *****”

by June212768 November 2, 2019

National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”

by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019