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Nelk Quality Music

(NQM) A song which sounds so good Nelk could use it in a video. Nelk's editor Ausgod only use fire songs, this is not just limited to hip hop, as nelk has used almost every genre of music.
Dude, thats some Nelk Quality Music right there, that shit is fire.
by please enter your username October 28, 2021
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Baby G.O.A.T. Music

Baby G.O.A.T. Music is a bad rapper and can't make music, he lost in a battle against K0SMO and Niblo.
Baby G.O.A.T. Music is a bad rapper and can't make good music at all
by Gangman12312 December 28, 2021
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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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Guilty Pleasure Music

Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.
Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.

*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*

Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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Cardi b’s music

Anne: Hey have you heard cardi b’s music that just came out?

Frank:hell nah that shit is garbage
by TheMidgetSeeker June 6, 2021
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Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters
"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"
by Kaiox February 14, 2014
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medicinal bass music

Bass music taken to another level. Sub woofin so hot, effectively creating wind that will flex the nerves and skip heartbeats. Holy fuvk! Ultimately, an elixir, remedy, and having healing properties. Thus, classified as medicinal.
Yo! That DJ’s bass was straight medicinal bass music! Praise the lord!!!! I’m healed!!!!
by All city June 17, 2023
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