Mud Juggling is the act of going outside during a rainy day, collecting mud, and freezing it into ice cubes. The Mud cubes are then forcefully inserted into the juggler's rectum using a spoon and a shoehorn. The user then shits out the half-ice half-mud concoction into ball moulds, and then juggles using the balls of shit-mud-ice.
Jake: Bro its raining outside, what a good day to go Mud Juggling.
Demarcus: Hell no bro last time I went mud juggling I had to get surgery!
Demarcus: Hell no bro last time I went mud juggling I had to get surgery!
by ShitSticker April 27, 2021
The inability to speculate what it was you ate from looking at the newly laid poop in the toilet bowl.
After the boys went barhopping together last night, John knew he had eaten something off the sports bar menu but couldn't tell what that was from his pluff mud he just dropped at the gas station on the way into work the next day.
by Turkeybutt1 August 10, 2023
by Pointy Ears March 21, 2017
by phantem September 29, 2023
Similar to the sexual activity “spit roast,” a mud roast involves two male participants and one female participant, where the male participant at the lower half of the female decides to enter the woman in the anus rather than the vagina.
Bob and Jane were getting frisky the other night in front of John, and they ended up having a mud roast.
by Schmatrick May 31, 2025
Taking a large amount of shit out of the toilet, due to its inability to go down the drain and will severely clog. Present tense of mud lift.
by Ronald Rayugun December 07, 2017
After a gentlemen pulls out of the poop shoot, he wipes off his purple headed warrior in her meat curtains.
by Hung Driver May 16, 2022