mud flute

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.

Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.

by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017

The mud pit

When you trying to do anal with a girl and around the butthole there is still feces.

"Nah man, she trying to pull me in the mud pit."

by The sex prophet September 30, 2016

Mud Duck

Rookie cb operator with a weak signal that doesn't transmit far. 'nickname'

'Calling for someone'. How about that motorcity mud Duck , you got a copy?

by 211 Detroit 🎙️🦆 December 25, 2021

strawberry mud pie

The act of sharting and queefing on your period, shooting crap and blood out on ones face.

She gave me a messy strawberry mud pie on our first date.

by creamypoops31987 April 16, 2014

mud jackin

When you stick your penis in a women's anus then pull out and jack it onto her back. Then hit that ass with your fist as hard as possible.

Last nite I mud jackin a random, ran a 4.2 forty out the door. Greatest nite of my life. West side.

by Mud jacker May 10, 2017

Mud

The morning cup of coffee you have before you get on the boat. No decaf bullshit

Boys the boat leaves in 5 minutes, grab some mud and lets go move these apex tables.

by Besterboi June 13, 2019

mud skates

Cowboy boots.

Nice fucking mud skates Tex! Do you have the spurs to go with them?

by Steviep187 November 4, 2023