Cunt monkey

A species of cunt that nobody likes and laughs obnoxiously.
Look it’s a cunt monkey, look at his face. I want to punch his throat in”
by November 09, 2020
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Monkey Ice

The ice formed on or in an open freezer from humidity in the air. Commonly seen on open-top supermarket chest freezers.
Woah, thats some serious Monkey Ice in the freezer!
by phpdevguy April 27, 2008
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monkey basket

1. A ball sack

2. A home for crazy people

3. A basket full of monkeys
1. "Dude, I can't believe your balls fit in your monkey basket!"

2. " I just heard that Donny was being taken to the monkey basket for raping a pineapple."

3. " And there it was, a monkey basket on my front porch."
by Will Rothperson November 05, 2007
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Quim monkey

A complete twat. Someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. An annoying and incompetent manager
Why won't he just get to the point - he's such a Quim monkey!
by theQuimdoctor February 04, 2011
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sprinkle monkey

A derisive name given to the new guy at the ice cream shop that isn't yet allowed to operate the cash register or even scoop ice cream. He/she is only allowed to add toppings such as sprinkles to a cone that a senior employee has already scooped.
Fatty: Hey dude can i get some sprinkles on that peanut butter chocolate fudge lard two scooper?
Dude behind the counter: HEY SPRINKLE MONKEY, this fatty wants some sprinkles on his next heart attack.
by Spandangler May 12, 2009
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jawalla monkey

Dadless NIGGER with a GIANT HORSE GARGANTUAS COCK that likes to walk up to MILFS AND PETITE LATINAS AND proceed to cock slap them. This spear chucking portch monkey will carry out these actions even in public.
JOSH “ I just dick slapped three chicks at Walmart “
Kardi “ you motherfucking jawalla monkey!”
by DickleMan September 02, 2019
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Dick monkey

Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole
by Vinny Pinto January 22, 2016
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