monkey swirl

When you fuck a Muslim upside down so it cum’s in a swirly motion into his mouth.

Hey honey can you make your self upside down for me so I can fuck you and let it swirl in my mouth. I want to call it the monkey swirl.

by Wspbud May 5, 2019

look at the monkey

A YouTube video made in 2004 that shows a creepy animation but has a badass beat to it

Have you seen “Look at the monkey”?

Yeah man that shits fuckin creepy

by schlemmy August 11, 2019

jawalla monkey

Dadless NIGGER with a GIANT HORSE GARGANTUAS COCK that likes to walk up to MILFS AND PETITE LATINAS AND proceed to cock slap them. This spear chucking portch monkey will carry out these actions even in public.

JOSH “ I just dick slapped three chicks at Walmart “
Kardi “ you motherfucking jawalla monkey!”

by DickleMan September 2, 2019

Dick monkey

Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole

You are such a fucking Dick monkey

by Vinny Pinto May 3, 2016

Monkey Business

shenanigans that are stupid and lack beneift yet are not illegal.

Yo pops, they tried a clown me on some tom foolery, good thing it was just monkey business

by Me=word plug February 11, 2020

Vietnamese Monkey

A way to call a Vietnamese person Stupid / Retarded or mentally unsafe

"Loc you are a Vietnamese Monkey"

by sour_man_Noah August 18, 2020

Quim monkey

A complete twat. Someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. An annoying and incompetent manager

Why won't he just get to the point - he's such a Quim monkey!

by theQuimdoctor February 23, 2011