Scrub monkey

Usually poor, lacking effort, desire or ability to improve their living conditions or economic status. A scrub monkey often haa a refrigerator in their yard along with broken lawn mowers, chickens and old bicycles, sometimes a rusted out 72 Camaro up on concrete blocks.

Those Scrub monkeys live on the county line in that run down trailer with all the junk in their yard.

by Spike BFMC 70 July 19, 2015

monkey-with-a-shotgun

Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.

Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"

If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.

The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 11, 2018

monkey swirl

When you fuck a Muslim upside down so it cum’s in a swirly motion into his mouth.

Hey honey can you make your self upside down for me so I can fuck you and let it swirl in my mouth. I want to call it the monkey swirl.

by Wspbud May 5, 2019

look at the monkey

A YouTube video made in 2004 that shows a creepy animation but has a badass beat to it

Have you seen “Look at the monkey”?

Yeah man that shits fuckin creepy

by schlemmy August 11, 2019

jawalla monkey

Dadless NIGGER with a GIANT HORSE GARGANTUAS COCK that likes to walk up to MILFS AND PETITE LATINAS AND proceed to cock slap them. This spear chucking portch monkey will carry out these actions even in public.

JOSH “ I just dick slapped three chicks at Walmart “
Kardi “ you motherfucking jawalla monkey!”

by DickleMan September 2, 2019

Cunt monkey

A species of cunt that nobody likes and laughs obnoxiously.

“Look it’s a cunt monkey, look at his face. I want to punch his throat in”

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Monkey Business

shenanigans that are stupid and lack beneift yet are not illegal.

Yo pops, they tried a clown me on some tom foolery, good thing it was just monkey business

by Me=word plug February 11, 2020