Biznitch Moment

A biznitch moment is what happens when you get a rapid release of adrenaline and ectassy at the same time causing a massive "rage" or "epic dominance" you'll rarely feel a biznitch moment happen unless you can produce the needed levels of hormone and emotion, when a biznitch moment occurs it is not wise for anyone to be in the area let the "biznitch" tire himself out before re-entering the area, the formula is my own: Pimpness 2 maximess biznitchess. Disclaimer: it is not wise to attempt to manually create a biznitch moment please let it occur naturally!

"we neec to get out d!, he's having a biznitch moment at his girlfriend, women and children first!

by Hounddragon.beta August 25, 2009

Meathead moment

1. To perform an action that others would consider unwise or illogical.

i.e. I had a meathead moment when I ran that red light and got pulled over by that cop.

I had a meathead moment when I ran that red light and got pulled over by that cop.

That brain fart you had was a meathead moment.

by Papachopchop February 27, 2010

red moment

Similar to a blonde moment but usually involves anger

Thomas had a red moment when he punched the door because his friends pissed him off

by anners!! November 23, 2009

Facebook Moment

A moment in life or on webcam that something funny or interesting happens to a friend or lover that you feel all your facebook friends NEED to know. (ie. embarrassing moment, accident, personal matters) That you post on your wall on Facebook

I made a faceplant last week and my bestfriend decided it was a facebook moment. Now people make fun of me for it!

My girlfriend did a booby dance last night. It was a total Facebook moment!

by Sinkid` January 4, 2011

Ninja Moment

1.when one's reactions are unusually fast, like that of a ninja's.

2. when one seems to appear out of nowhere, often "appearing" in the middle of a conversation between two other individuals.

1.*drops phone and catches it in mid air*
Bob: "DUUDEE! nice catch!"
Jimmy: "i know,that was a total ninja moment."

2. Ellie: "...that test was really difficult! I left loads of questions out!"
Sophie: "i left out about five questions."
Emily: "i left out three"
Ellie: "woah! emily, where did you come from!"
Sophie: "ninja moment."

by b-l-e-a-c-h-i-e December 14, 2010

Bitch Moment

When someone gets so totally destroyed, physically or verbally, that you just have to say the word Bitch.

Bitch Moment's

Physically
John: Imma kick your ass, you pussy!
Jack: Like you could.
*John throws a punch, Jack doges and punch's him in the face once, knocking him out. As Jack is walking away*
Jack: Bitch.

Verbally 1
John: I play rugby.
Jack: Rugby is Spanish, it means "He who dropped the soap".
Someone in the Crowd: Bitch.

Verbally 2
John: Your a Duster! No skills at all!
Jack: I don't know, your sister seems to enjoy my skills... Bitch.

by Zarach Xin August 4, 2010

forward moments

those moments in life where you are looking forward to doing anything else except what you are doing right then and there.

When you are at work watching the cubical fall in around you. Waiting for the forward moments, (looking forward to the moment it is 5:00pm, looking forward to the moment to have an ice cold beer, etc...)

by trecutter January 3, 2008